Friday, June 27, 2008

Sheep School!!

Boy, today was fun! I took Mom to our first lesson at Uncle Wally's Sheep School! I don't know if that's the real name of it; all I know is Mom kept saying we were going to Sheep School, and it turns out that my Uncle Wally is the teacher! He was our teacher when I became a Good Citizen, and he taught us in Clever Canines and Middle School, too. But this was a whole lot better - instead of being in a big room and having to share the class with other dogs, this was outside in a big field with just me, Mom, Uncle Wally and the SHEEPSES!! Well, Max was there, too...Max is Uncle Wally's Borderline Collie. He's so lucky - he has his very own sheepses! But I got to herd them today, and he had to stay outside the fence and watch. Haha, Max! Now it's MY turn!

These sheepses were much better behaved than the ones at my Herding Instinct Test. Uncle Wally calls them "puppy dog sheep" because they follow humans. I think that helped Mom a lot; she's getting much better at getting them to obey. But I still had to keep them moving, and turn them around and get them moving the other way, and hold them in the corner of the pen when they needed a rest. Sometimes Mom told me to lie down and take a rest, too, and I listened to her...well, most times. But I never took my eyes off the sheepses - they're sneaky, you know! Look away for just a second, and they could be scattered all over the place, and that's not good. Even when I didn't look away, there was one sheep who kept trying to run off by himself. It was hard, sometimes, getting them all back together. I didn't know if I should herd the one back to the others, or herd the others back to the one. So I usually just went after whichever was moving fastest, cause that's the most fun.

And you know what? My brain didn't fall out my nose, not once! I even left the sheep and came to Mom when she called...well, usually. I didn't want to, but I didn't want her to think I love the sheep more than her. And she's learning - every time I came when she called, she let me go back and herd some more. That was a lot better than the Test, when she made me come to her and then it was all over.

The best part was the Grand Finale. Max and I took the sheepses I was herding, and brought them out to the big field. I got to run and run and run! We did pretty good together, Max and me...He's not a bad sort, for a Borderline Collie. Then Mom called me, and I came back to her from way across the field - Wow, was she ever proud of me, then! I didn't tell her that part of the reason I listened to her, was that it was so hot and my brain was so tired, that I was ready to take a break....but I think she would have been proud of me, anyway. And I could tell she was proud when Uncle Wally said "I like what I see!" while I was herding the sheepses.

I heard Mom and Uncle Wally talking, and we're going back for more Sheep School on Sunday. That's only 2 days away - I can't wait! I wish I could live at Uncle Wally's Sheep School, but Mom says that would make me a Boarder Collie. Then she laughed and said something about a "bad pun" but I'm not sure I understand. I'm a Real Collie, how could I ever be one of those Borderline Collies? Sometimes Mom just doesn't make sense...but I still love her. Even more than sheepses.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Introducing myself (a little late)

Mom says I should introduce myself, in case anydoggy comes to my blog who doesn't already know me. I started writing this blog just for my friends, but some of them have sent it to their friends, and they don't know me (and I don't know them) yet. Soooo.....

I'm Chance, but my ACK registered name is LegendHold Perchance to Dream HIC CGC. My first mom called me Othello, and was going to name me LegendHold Here Nor There, cause she never knew where I was or what I was getting into. All my litter brothers and sisters have ACK registered names that are famous sayings, and a lot of us have names from Shakespeare. My furrever Mom said she had Dreamed of having the Chance to own a collie since she was a little pup. And she knew my great-grandpa, and great-great-grandma...Ever since she met them, she Dreamed of getting the Chance to have a collie like them. So, when she met me, she asked my breeder-mom if she could name me Perchance to Dream.

Part of the reason my furrever Mom loves Collies is that she grew up reading Albert Payson Terhune's books about the famous Sunnybank Collies. One of her favorites was Treve, whose ACK registered name was Ch. Sunnybank Sigurd. He's my great-great-GREAT-grandpa, many generations back. A lot of the other Sunnybank collies are in my family tree, too. Pretty cool, huh? And we live just a few miles from Sunnybank, so we go there a lot, even though the Terhunes and their collies went to the Rainbow Bridge a long time ago. Every summer, we go to the Gathering at Sunnybank, and see all our friends. There are collies everywhere, at the Gathering! My friends Baden and James come with Aunt Toni, and Aunt Brenda brings her collies, too. One of them, Nigel, is a superstar - he was in Westminster this year! But Mom says I'm still the bestest collie ever. I'm officially a Good Citizen, and I'm teaching my Mom obedience. I love to visit the old people where she works and cheer them up. And I finally got to show Mom my herding instict! Now maybe I can teach her to herd sheep, since she tells me I can't herd the other dogs. But hey, if she won't buy me my own flock of sheep, I've got to practice on them, right? I mean, a Collie's gotta do what a Collie's gotta do...And a Collie's gotta herd!

Saturday, June 14, 2008

SHEEPSES!!!

Chance here -

Mom has been promising to take me to play with some sheepses since, gee, forever, I think. And today, she FINALLY did! We got up real early and had breakfast and went out to potty (well, us dogs did, anyway!) then Mom put all the other dogs inside and started putting all my stuff out in the truck…so I knew something good was going on. Then she put me in the truck and we drove and drove and drove. Seemed like forever – way farther than going to Dog School. I thought we’d never get there, wherever “there” was. But finally we got to the end of a bumpy road in the middle of some big fields that smelled delicious! I couldn’t wait to get out and check everything out, but Mom had to stop and talk to the humans there. (She talks too much!)

It was a neat place – all sorts of great smells, and lots of tasty stuff on the ground that Mom didn’t want me to eat. She said she was worried that there might be Ivermectin in it, but I think she just doesn’t appreciate good munchies. Still, she did give me liver treats instead, so I guess it wasn’t too bad. We met a lot of other dogs and their people. There was a big Rottweiler with a long tail – I’ve never seen a Rottie with a long tail before, but it looked good on him. And a couple of Australian Cattle Dogs, and a little mixed breed. And then some other collies came; they were the best, of course! Well, the best dogs, anyway…

The really best thing was the SHEEPSES! Mom and Carolyn, the lady who runs the place, took me up by a pen with 4 sheepses in it. Mom took off my leash and let me do my thing – and boy, did I ever show them how it’s done! I kept those sheepses moving real nice; Carolyn said I was “wearing”, whatever that means. I just know that I kept trotting back and forth behind them to keep them moving where Mom seemed to want them to go. Mom went in the pen with them, but I was still outside. Those stupid sheepses weren’t listening to Mom at all, so, when she brought me into the pen, I really put them in their place! Got them galloping all around the pen! One of them jumped straight up in the air, and almost landed on top of me, but I kept right on herding them. Even when Mom told me to come, I kept right on herding them. She says my brain fell out of my nose at that point, but I didn’t forget what “come” means…I just knew that I was a whole lot better at getting those sheep to obey, than Mom was. So it was up to me to keep herding them, right?

But Mom made me stop, and we went out of the pen so Mom and Carolyn could talk. I dunno why they couldn’t let me keep herding while they were talking, but Mom can be a real spoilsport sometimes! I kept watching the sheep, but I heard some of what they were talking about – and they were talking about ME, of course! Carolyn said I passed the test, and then she said a bunch of stuff about “keeping the stock grouped” and “readily adjusts” and “has sufficient power for stock” and “shows ready adjustment to fetching and driving” and “very natural wearing in fetching balance”. I’m not sure what all that means, but it must be good, because Mom was very happy. She says now I’ll get my Herding Instinct Certificate from the Collie Club, and I’ll have more letters after my name…Alphabet Soup, that’s what she calls my letters.

The only bad thing was, I didn’t get to herd nearly long enough! The other dogs that went before me got to herd for 20 minutes or so, but I only got 7 minutes. That’s not fair, is it? They weren’t nearly as interested as I was, or as good, so how come they got so much more time? I wanna go back and get my other 13 minutes! But Mom says that’s all we needed to do for the test, and now we have to take lessons. I think Mom’s the one who needs the lessons, not me, but I’ll be happy to take her to Sheep School any time! I love sheepses…